Friday, January 30, 2009

The Comedy, sometimes it writes itself

ME: ok, so I've been in a debate with someone over the exact "intentions" of the phrase "bless his little heart"
ME: when someone says that, what does it make you think
OTHERPERSON: Awww, they're really trying hard but they'll never succeed
ME: (and I don't mean it in the "endearing aunt" sort of way)
ME: THATSWHATITHOUGHT
ME: they're retarded!
ME: ... the "they" in that last statement referred to the subject of the "BHLH" uttering
ME: like Corky in that f*cking Facts of Life Show
ME: or whatever it was called


I'm just really glad OTHERPERSON didn't follow up that conversation with "Bless your little heart."

No comments: