Friday, September 5, 2008

True stories

My daughter thinks that all phone can take pictures. Today she grabbed my desk phone, pointed the back on the phone at me and said, "daddy, say cheese!"

The people on speed dial were really confused.

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For the past six months, I have an old trash can that I've been putting out with the garbage every week. The sanitation employees still haven't taken it. They must think I'm a dickhead for putting out an empty trash all the time.

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